In a very exciting development, Mattel has released a new Barbie who is now working on her 126th career or something like that. She’s “Computer Engineer Barbie” and you can tell she’s smart because she wears GLASSES. Smart girls don’t get contacts or lasik surgery, they wear glasses so you know they’re smart. And I guess they wear sparkly leggings to work too… I think she comes with a Crackberry too. MY Barbies had swimming pools, and drove Corvettes and were flight attendants and had shoes that my dog liked to chew up. My nieces are more into those boat driving hamsters I think; oh yeah, and POLLY POCKETS which they can’t seem to say without screaming: POLLY POCKETS!!!!! Not that I have anything against Barbie, it’s just all a bit weird I think.
A blog called GeekDad has commented on how she should at least have some caffeine in her hand.
